May 2013
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kickingshoes:
zimothy:
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
or had had
Or when you can answer a question with “yes” or “no” and they BOTH mean “yes”
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magnezone:
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep in love with you
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ankankimatank:
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
did you write it in sharpie marker is the real...
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silencewillfall:
pizza:
egberts:
silencewillfall:
i just want to invite egberts over to my house for some pizza i mean how fun would that be
(whispering) dont say pizza she might hear you
well well well we meet again
this is the best day of my life
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just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
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youd-be-milady:
Oh look, a nice tribute in my local theater to the Great Gatsby movie
Wait, is that-
And that’s-
OH
MY
GOD
I CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW I LOVE EVERYONE
we-can-make-love-together:
afrogay:
worldfamousprofessor:
look down your shirt and spell attic
a titty i see
just one
i only see one
where did my other boob go
i think i may have taken it by mistake… i now have 3 boobs
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